How Many Hicks Does It Take?

Hahaha okay so I went to a little party at Meridian the other day with kids from FFA. Right when I walked in a kid started to Emilea and I couldn't help but laugh. He was talking about how he was tired and stuff and to me he kinda looked like he was hungover but he was just tired. Anyway, we got pizza, pop, and a table and watched Journey to the Center of the Earth. The movie was playing through the computer and showed on the smartboard through the projector. Partway through, the windows screensaver showed up so a kid walked over to the computer to fix it. When he got the screensaver to go away, the movie was minimized and he wanted to make it full again. He was pressing a button that he apparently thought made the screen bigger, but it didn't do anything. He kept pressing it, expecting it to have a different outcome (that's my dad's definition of "stupid" by the way. Just thought I'd mention that). Since he couldn't get it another kid walked up. He couldn't get it either so another one walked up.

So my question is: How many hicks does it take to maximize a screen on the computer?
Answer: Three.

Question Two: How many hicks does it take to combined get over a 300 score in bowling? Answer: Five.

There were five boys bowling next to us and they weren't all that grand at bowling... but not many people in the world are. I think the best score one of them got was ninety and the next best was seventy and then fifty (I don't remember the other two). Whoohoo!

Question Three: How many Meridianites does it take to have a fun time bowling?
Answer: Just three :)

Bowling was so much fun! I had a blast with all my new hick friends ;)